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CIA joins in #occupy demonstrations

Cash-strapped spy agency says capitalism ain't what it used to be

Bin Laden look-alike killed in Pakistan

Authorities describe double as "convincing". But was it actually Ken Lay?

Obama birth certificate found - he's Chinese!!

White House releases President Obama's real birth certificate - but there's a big disappointment for some Birthers

UN prepares to welcome aliens

New World Order gets ready for visit from extraterrestrial overlords

NASA shrinks the Moon!

Top secret space agency experiments go horribly wrong

Unidentified spacecraft nearly hit Earth, says NASA

So-called 'artificial asteroid' could have caused a disaster

Vatican launches range of condoms - with holes

Pope-approved rubbers help sinners prevent disease and delay their journey to eternal damnation

Russian moon rover was stolen by aliens

Nuclear buggy turns up after being missing for 40 years

Christ killed in dinosaur attack

Jesus wasn't nailed to a cross, he was savaged by a T. Rex according to new evidence from the Holy Land

NASA sells Space Station to aliens !!

Cash-strapped space agency gets good price in timeshare deal