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			<copyright>Weekly World Inquisitor 2007</copyright>
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				<title>Teen aliens on drunken rampage</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Recent UFO sightings may have been caused by extraterrestrial juvenile delinquents, says expert ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:15:42 -0600</pubDate>
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				<title>McCain, Bush are shape-shifting alien</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[ President and Republican candidate are one and the same - a shape-shifting alien lizard creature, claim Washington insiders ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:46:50 -0600</pubDate>
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				<title>New X-Files movie uses real aliens !</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Extras are extraterrestrials in spooky alien movie ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:35:28 -0600</pubDate>
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				<title>Government bans tin-foil beanies</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Metal headwear not fair on mind-control spooks, say Feds ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:03:06 -0600</pubDate>
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				<title>Mapping the unknown</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[ It started as a way of simply logging UFO sightings - now it's becoming an obsession ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:50:25 -0600</pubDate>
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				<title>Blessed Virgin Mary caught shoplifting</title>
				<link>http://www.weeklyworldinquisitor.com/BVM_shoplifting.html</link>
				<description><![CDATA[ Holy Mother of Christ snapped snatching condoms by CCTV ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 18:20:55 -0600</pubDate>
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				<dc:creator>Dick Kennedy</dc:creator>
				
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				<title>NASA finds Bible on Mars !!</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Phoenix spots King James Version in Martian soil ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 13:37:34 -0600</pubDate>
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				<title>A common tale of alien encounters</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[ I've listened to this story of alien contact so many times. And every time I want it to be true. ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 17:12:37 -0600</pubDate>
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				<dc:creator>Dick Kennedy</dc:creator>
				
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				<title>Why are they triangles now?</title>
				<link>http://www.weeklyworldinquisitor.com/UFO_fashions.html</link>
				<description><![CDATA[ There seem to be fashions in UFOs. What does that tell us about them? Or about us? ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 21:50:54 -0600</pubDate>
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				<title>Mormon shut-in gives birth to elephant baby</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Religious mom splits apart after three-year gestation ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 12:52:01 -0600</pubDate>
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				<dc:creator>Dick Kennedy</dc:creator>
				
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				<title>Welcome to the UFO blog</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Welcome to my UFO blog. At last, a part of this site I can call my own. I hope I can use it as a path to the truth, whatever that might be. ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:22:00 -0600</pubDate>
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				<title>McCain must die, says Huckabee</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Apparent loser in Republican nomination may know something we don't know ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 11:40:15 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Archbishop of Canterbury becomes Jedi Knight</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Anglican boss makes ecumenical gesture by converting to all other faiths ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:43:33 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Death camps for homos, promises Huckabee</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Loser in presidential race sets extremist agenda for next attempt ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:29:58 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Nessie goes to Hollywood</title>
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				<description><![CDATA[ Loch Ness Monster signs deal to appear in next Oliver Stone movie ]]></description>
				<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:17:03 -0700</pubDate>
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