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NASA finds Bible on Mars!!

Phoenix spots King James Version in Martian soil

Mars - Phoenix image

The picture sent by Phoenix

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The raw image

NASA - Phoenix - enhanced

The enhanced image

The first images beamed back by NASA's Phoenix probe revealed more than the scientists were expecting. Analysis of the first images show a Holy Bible buried in the Martian surface!

"It came as a real shock," said Buck Uranus, the Inquisitor's space correspondent who was at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory when the images came in.

"Normally, when a spacecraft lands, the team call other scientists to invite them to join in the celebrations," he added. "This time, they were calling for a priest." 

Evangelical preacher Pastor Joshua LaVista, whose religious community is based close to NASA's headquarters in Houston, Texas, made a special TV broadcast just moments after the revelations were made public. "I have always said that NASA's true mission was to reveal the glory of God," he said. "It's time we replaced atheist heathens in science labs with those who are faithful to the hidden truths. This is a sign that wherever we go, whatever we seek, we will always find God."

The presence of the Holy Book was noticed only after the images were treated to special digital enhancement.

It was Pastor LaVista's own imaging specialists, on secondment to NASA, who first realised what Phoenix had found. They used special image enhancement tools to repeatedly improve the image until they were satisified that - in the words of one evangelical technician - it, "showed what it should show".

 

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puylentil
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Reply #24 on : Sun October 28, 2012, 20:45:08
article text: .. Pastor LaVista's own imaging specialists ... used special image enhancement tools to repeatedly improve the image until they were satisified that - in the words of one evangelical technician - it, "showed what it should show".

Where can I get the image tool software that these specialists used ? I know I'll find all kinds of stuff if I zoom in on google earth. Gonna start with 33.3942° N, 104.5225° W
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Reply #23 on : Wed July 25, 2012, 12:50:27
Writadten to lead Chrisadtians deeper into readading their Bibles, to remnid them to ask and learn what the Bible really says, to faciladiadtate the memadoadrizaadtion of verses as the Holy Spirit leads us, to encouradage medadiadtaadtion on the Word, and to guide Chrisadtians in askading God for help in underadstandading. The author has comadpiled an invaluadable coladlecadtion of Bible quotes. His own underadstandading is given in short paraadgraphs at the start of each chapadter, and in appenaddices at the end. While I canadnot agree with his sciadence, or his assumpadtions about sciadenadtists, I value his puradpose in thisa0book.
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Reply #22 on : Wed January 25, 2012, 01:29:05
wherever we go, whatever we seek, we will always find God."
it is true that way "king davd wrote in his psalm
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Reply #21 on : Mon January 09, 2012, 02:51:23
It's really unbelivable......very much surprising....exciting....nasa should keep on doing the research on bible to expose the facts on the bible......
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Reply #20 on : Thu July 21, 2011, 13:43:20
So that's where I left my bible. Man, I've been looking all over the house for it, wasting time, and all this while it's been on Mars...
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Reply #19 on : Fri December 10, 2010, 05:59:35
I want to believe this,but my friend told me it was an hoax and another confirmed it.
It sure looks like a BIBLE to me though or the ROCK OFA AGES.
I wish all Happiness,especially X-MAS,in Holidays.
-!CHRISTISISMLQIZDKA AMANDAMARIELADYKNOX CHARITYKENPOMAGICA!_
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dimitar zdravkov
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Reply #18 on : Mon June 28, 2010, 04:09:34
BIBLE`S CODE UNLOCKED:According to the Bible the world has been created in six days,but according to the Science this process has taken billions of years.If we exclude the difference in time and we pay attention to the SEQUENCE,we will see that there is no contradiction between both,but only the question-why in the Bible things happened so fast?There is an answer and it`s in the Bible itself.Moses described the Creation from his own sight as an eyewitness.How could he have seen something happen before his existence?For forty days he has been at the mount Sinai where he got information about the past,present and future.The Creation had been REcreated to him there,he had seen how the already existing world had been made.The long process of evolution had been shown to him in the first six days and the SEVENTH day had been dedicated to human`s appearing.After that he had seen the difference between Adam`s origin and Eve`s one.Adam comes from the dirt in the process of evolution,but Eve comes from DNA material out his body,which marks another jump for the evolution or in other words-the missing section of the chain which science is looking for.The Creation continue and the Next Jump Is Coming...
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Reply #17 on : Fri April 23, 2010, 06:39:25
You're kidding. that photo's fake. look at the pixel difference! it's doctored. I follow Christ but, this is just dumb. Christianity's all about the Spirit and the Heart, anyway, not about artifacts.
Jack
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Reply #16 on : Sun February 07, 2010, 09:42:59
Wah ha ha, I lost my School's Essay Home Work on the red planet of Mars. Wah ha ha, my teacher will send me to the School's Principal because she won't believe me. Wah ha ha, I will show her this picture I just found on the Internet but if she finds this web site I will get suspended for two weeks like last time when I used my Home Work because there was no Toilet Paper on my friends place. Wah ha ha.
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Reply #15 on : Tue December 01, 2009, 04:02:31
please send the more proof about christianity
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