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McCain, Bush are shape-shifting alien

President and Republican candidate are one and the same - a shape-shifting alien lizard creature, claim Washington insiders

McCain Bush lizard alien President George W Bush and John McCain are one and the same - a shapeshifting lizard alien from the Zeta Reticuli star system.

The revelations come from an insider from Bush's own staff. Speaking on condition of anonymity, Mr X said he could no longer stand the horrific sights to which he was subject as the alien being shifted from one hideous form to another.

"There's a lot of credibility to these accusations, as the two 'men' are rarely seen in the same place," said one Washington insider. "And when they are, I'm told that the 'Bush' is actually one of the many doubles the President uses for less-important speaking engagements."

Others inside the Beltway have long suspected that the President might be from another planet. According to one Congressman, the Bush-McCain creature's extraterrestrial origins were betrayed in a number of ways. 

"The first clue that Bush was an alien was his trouble with even simple English phrases," he said. "According to briefings I've received from the CIA and NASA, language is an alien's weak point. And McCain has similar problems. Sometimes you think he's just not going to get to the end of the sentence."

There is also Bush's bizarre empathy with 'illegal aliens' - with proposed amnesties, citizenship programs and guest worker schemes. "You and I know that 'illegal alien' means Mexican," said the Congressman, "but Bush gets easily confused."

Political experts say that Bush is just morphing his form to get around the two-term limit imposed by the 22nd Amendment. "He hasn't finished with the country yet," said Mr X. "This way, he gets to continue the same policies while convincing people he stands for something new."

The Congressman added: "It's possible that all the neocons - not just Bush-McCain - are shape-shifting lizards and that there aren't nearly so many of them as people think."

 

 

Tags: politics Bush McCain aliens lizards extraterrestrials

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nelson edwards
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Reply #10 on : Mon February 08, 2010, 04:54:13
Please send me any information concerning these aliens and our future in America and around the world, and with planet x and the Anunnaki.
nelson edwards
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Reply #9 on : Mon February 08, 2010, 04:45:57
I believe the builderburg group is run by satanic aliens and they are trying to take over the world and kill off most of the people because they can't control all of them and the vatican is in on it. They are the devil and the anti-christ.
Evil Beaver from the Great White North
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Reply #8 on : Wed February 25, 2009, 07:48:41
Yeah sure. Us Canadians are shape shifting beavers right haha!!
Austin
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Reply #7 on : Fri December 12, 2008, 15:44:29
Wow...
Dr. I.P. Knightly
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Reply #6 on : Wed December 10, 2008, 05:56:24
I think that we need to put a stop to this alien invasion. That is the reason why we have global warming! These aliens fly to close to the Earth and they produce more emissions then what we do. We should give them a ticket for doing this!
billysue
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Reply #5 on : Wed November 05, 2008, 17:35:25
So both are reptiles???huh?Well,I need more proof.Send me some proof;;;please.Thank-You
billysue
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Reply #4 on : Sun November 02, 2008, 01:12:52
you people must be out of your cotten-picken minds
tmara
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Reply #3 on : Thu September 11, 2008, 03:38:39
as a patriot i am pleased that this story is finally geting coverage. during mccains recent television interview with telemundo, (where HE derided obama for unfair political attacks ?!) he looked so smug and evil i thought his lizard self would burst right through his skin on camera. i'm sure he had to immediately excuse himself to drink some blood.
down with the lizard people!
Homer Simpson
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Reply #2 on : Wed July 02, 2008, 00:06:56
Don't blame me I voted for Kodos
Abednego
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standard of journalism
Reply #1 on : Wed June 11, 2008, 03:07:16
As a patriot I am so pleased to see that you are dedicated to giving us the standard of journalism that we deserve.

There's a lot of credibility to these accusations

Tooo right bro !